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“In The Past, People Were Dumb” : 101 Stupid Term Paper Titles

The following is an article I wrote with my friend Billy for the first issue of my ‘zine Alco-Beat, from around 2001 or so. After spending some time in graduate school, we were amazed at the seemingly ludicrous topics you could get away with writing papers about. So we brainstormed on some that would probably be too stupid to actually use.

101 Term Paper Titles
From Stacey and Billy

Having a hard time coming up with a topic for an impending paper? Well, look no further, friend, for we have compiled a short list of possible academic avenues for you to explore. What follows is a list of paper titles followed by a suggestion of a class or two that the topic may prove useful for. WARNING: These titles may not guarantee you a good grade. In fact, they may even get you expelled! Because some of ‘em are just plain offensive! And some of ‘em are probably just unwritable because the subject may not even exist. But ironically enough, some of them may actually be do-able. (In graduate school. If your department has a sense of humor.)