R.I.P., 1987

Bananas are the Only Thing Preventing Us From a Future of Bog-Legged, Pigeon-Greasted, Hump-Backed, Square-Headed, Pot-Bellied, Hammer-Down, Pale, Flabby Bimbo Kids

From the Appleton Post Crescent, Nov. 13, 1929

How to Feed Banana to a Baby

Children Hypnotized by our Giant Penguin Overlords

From Better Homes and Gardens, Feb, 1958

Disgraceful Person is Two Year Old Boy

From the Oshkosh Daily Northwestern, July 13, 1953.

Disgraceful Person is Two Year Boy
PASADENA, CA. (UP) Police Sunday received a call to “come over at once and stop that disgraceful person from going about nude in public.”

Officers went to the scene and found a two year old boy who had taken off his sunsuit because of the heat.