Action Jeans, 1983 [Or, the Mystery of Chuck Norris’ Pants Solved]

Have you ever said to yourself, “Hey, where does Chuck Norris get those awesome pants he wears whilst kicking ass?” Here is your answer:


Funny things about this ad:

1. The double use of the word “action” at the top of the ad.

2. They make these in childrens sizes?

3. Oklahomians have to call an entirely different phone number to order Action Jeans.

4. The extreme-zoom shot of the SUPERSECRET stretchy-crotch gusset:



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